Knitting Ninja

Abducted by warrior monks as a wandering street urchin, Knitting Ninja was trained to become one of the world’s most deadly assassins.

On a mission through London’s concrete jungle she decided avenging crimes committed against bare landscapes was a far worthier cause. She spells out revenge with a stroke of her needle.

Defying the orders of her superiors, she now dedicates her skills to making the city a place of woolly harmony. In the face of her awesome knitting ninja skills no longer shall the city lack woolly integrity.

Yarn Corps Absentee: Knitting Ninja has been missing in action since the Web of Woe but is rumoured to return one day.