Yarn Corps Uncovered Part One: The Bluestocking Stitcher and Shorn-a the Dead

Posted by on Oct 27, 2009 in Shorn-a the Dead, Yarn Corps | 1 comment

There’s a yarnstorm brewing. If you stick your head out of the window you can smell it in the London air. It’s reaching its woolly fingers out of the shadows and feelings its way towards its target. The countdown is on.

In the run up to the whirlwind of woolly wrongdoing we’re taking the opportunity to help you get to know the Knit the City Yarn Corps a little better.

First out of the secret wool-lined bunker are the sweary butterfly-surrounded Bluestocking Stitcher and the sheepdip-sniffing Shorn-a the Dead.

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The Bluestocking Stitcher

What is your theme tune?
Nothing Can Stop Us Now – Saint Etienne
or
Thinking of You by The Colourfield

Which superhero’s powers would you most like and why?
Elastigirl – so handy for those awkward yarnstorming angles.

Sweary butterfly

What is your biggest fear?
Beige

Your three stranded on a desert island yarnstorming essentials?
(Apart from yarn) Dymo tape
,
a 4mm crochet hook, a swearing dictionary

If you died during a yarnstorm what epitaph would you have on your gravestone?
“If she’d had stretchy arms, this would never have happened.”

Shorn-a the Dead

What is your theme tune?
Rawhide

Which superhero’s powers would you most like and why?
Gail Trimble’s University
Challenge question-answering prowess
.

Trapped

What is your biggest fear?
Moths

Your three stranded on a desert island yarnstorming essentials?
Shuriken yarn-cutter, rubbish bag (I am Yarn Ends Girl) and anti-moth flamethrower

If you died during a yarnstorm what epitaph would you have on your gravestone?
“The moths did it.”

One Comment

  1. LOL, the moths did it!

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